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Film documentary of the week: Still Pushing Pineapples (12A), City Screen Picturehouse, York, December 7, 5pm, with Q&A session

Dene Michael’s bobble head on his dashboard in Still Pushing Pineapples

For Charles Hutchinson and Graham Chalmers‘ interview with Dene Michael and Kim Hopkins for the Two Big Egos In A Small Car podcast, visit: https://www.buzzsprout.com/1187561/episodes/18266909

IN a 2003 poll conducted by Q magazine, a panel of music writers voted Black Lace party anthem Agadoo as the worst song of all time. “Magnificently dreadful,” was the verdict.

What happens when you are forever associated with such a derided hit;  what comes after fleeting fame, and what does it mean to grow old still chasing a dream?

Former member Dene Michael, originally from  the Bradford suburb of Tong, is still singing the Yorkshire band’s 1984 number two – kept off top spot by George Michael’s Careless Whisper – across clubland UK. A story now told in Yorkshire filmmaker Kim Hopkins’s documentary Still Pushing Pineapples, her “elegy for a lost time, a lost culture, a lost Britain”, as the Telegraph deemed it.

On tour from November 28, Hopkins’s humorous, moving, warts’n’all 123-minute film for TullStories and her film company Labour Of Love will play City Screen Picturehouse on Sunday, when Hopkins, Dene Michael and producer Margareta Szabo will hold a post-screening Q&A.

Dene Michael and girlfriend Hayley, sporting her Dene tattoo, in Still Pushing Pineapples

Still Pushing Pineapples, a title taken from Agadoo’s shall-we-say-banal lyrics, is Selby-raised Hopkins’s follow-up to her award-wining portrait of a Bradford film club, A Bunch Of Amateurs, part one of a trilogy to be completed next year.

In her frank and fearless piece of affectionate social realism, Hopkins’s camera follows “former pop star” Dene Michael over two and half years as he clings to the remnants of fame he once had as a member of 1980s’ novelty pop group Black Lace, a band he joined after Alan Barton and Colin Gibb (or Routh as he was first known) had their biggest hit with Agadoo, “the high or low point of any party”.

Now, performing for a dwindling, ageing audience in some of the UK’s most deprived seaside towns and cities, Dene is keen to press on with his music career and free himself from the legacy of the Black Lace songbook to “do something a bit more credible and clever”. A decision enhanced by the management jettisoning him and his Hawaiian wardrobe for a younger Black Lace (featuring Phil Temple and 2008 Britain’s Got Talent contestant Craig Harper since 2023).

Who needs a 1980s’ throwback in a loud pineapple shirt and oversized red specs, singing a tired earworm? Apparently, many do (doo doo). Hence Still Pushing Pineapples traces the path of Dene, his spirited 89-year-old mum Anne and his sassy new girlfriend Hayley (freshly inked Dene tattoo on her arm et al) on their travels across Britain and to Benidorm in a pineapple-decorated camper van.

The poster for TullStories and Labor Of Love Films’ documentary Still Pushing Pineapples

Outwardly, they may look like three unlikely amigos to share such a trip, but those travels are suffused with love, humour and no little drama in Hopkins’s Yorkshire variation on Jonathan Dayton and Valerie Faris’s 2006 tragicomic American road movie Little Miss Sunshine.

En route, they navigate love, family duty and the relentless pursuit of one last chart success, as entertainment, working-class culture, human connection and the power of pop align in this idiosyncratic documentary that opened this year’s Sheffield DocFest and received a special preview screening at Bradford’s Pictureville cinema on November 14 as part of Bradford 2025 UK City of Culture. 

Kim Hopkins describes herself as a “working-class, queer British filmmaker” and is one of the most distinctive voices in contemporary UK documentary film-making.  A highly skilled self-shooting director, she brings a distinctive visual world and deep intimacy to her films. 

She is a graduate of the National Film and Television School and co-founder of Labor Of Love Films with Margareta Szabo, producer of A Bunch Of Amateurs and Still Pushing Pineapples.

Yorkshire documentary filmmaker Kim Hopkins, Selby-educated director of Still Pushing Pineapples

“Still Pushing Pineapples is the second film in a trilogy I’m making about working-class communities, self-expression, the power of solidarity and escapism,” says Kim. “When Black Lace exploded onto Top Of The Pops with their Agadoo hit in the 1980’s I, like many, dismissed it as a junk novelty song. But every summer since, on every beach holiday, Agadoo has proved inescapable.

“Returning to my Yorkshire roots later in life, I’ve come to understand the power of escapist popular culture.  Working-class people need to escape.  I decided to ask my family what they thought about me making a film, this time about Black Lace and Agadoo?

“They approved of the idea. Nostalgia gleamed in their eyes. Alexa lit up with party tunes of yesteryear. They wanted to know the whole Black Lace story. Who were they, where did they end up, would it be ‘real’?”

Still Pushing Pineapples, City Screen Picturehouse, York, Sunday, December 7, 5pm. Box office: picturehouses.com/cinema/city-screen-picturehouse. To view the trailer, go to: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZFfsJmGMQU.

Dene Michael dressed as a pineapple for the finale to Still Pushing Pineapples

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More Things To Do in and around York, from B-movie art attacks to silent Indian cinema. List No. 81, courtesy of The Press, York

Swapping New York for York: King Kong clambers onto York Minster in Lincoln Lightfoot’s exhibition, Revelation, at Fossgate Social and Micklegate Social

AS not only tourists and stag and hen parties invade York, but so do UFOs, dinosaurs, even King Kong, Charles Hutchinson plots an escape route to other delights.

Exhibition launch of the week: Lincoln Lightfoot’s Revelation, Micklegate Social and Fossgate Social, York, today until July 7

SOUTH Bank surrealist Lincoln Lightfoot is letting his gloriously ridiculous B-movie nightmares loose on unsuspecting York at the Micklegate Social and Fossgate Social cafe bars from this weekend.

For two months, past meets present and a forewarned future both in retro art style and subject matter in Revelation, his humorously absurdist depictions of surreal encounters with beasts and creatures as they take over landmark locations.

On show in Micklegate Social from this evening’s 6pm to 10pm launch will be the first release of Lincoln’s larger, compelling paintings, 150 by 100cm in size, complemented by giclee prints of those new works at Fossgate Social. All works are for sale.

Spiffing chaps Morgan & West in Unbelievable Science at York Theatre Royal

Here comes the science bit: Morgan & West in Unbelievable Science, York Theatre Royal, today, 2pm

GREAT Yorkshire Fringe festival favourites Morgan & West return to York to present their new show Unbelievable Science, full of captivating chemistry, phenomenal physics and bonkers biology.

Spiffing chaps Rhys Morgan and Robert West combine their trademark showmanship and silliness from their decade of magic shows with genuine scientific knowledge and a lifelong love of learning to create a fun science extravaganza for all ages.

Fires, explosions, lightning on stage, optical illusions, mass audience experiments and 3D shadow puppets await all those “wily enough to come along to be intrigued by science”. Box office: 01904 623568 or yorktheatreroyal.co.uk.

Howzat for cricket stories: Test Match Special chat with Tuffers & Agnew at York Barbican

Not just cricket: Test Match Special Live with Agnew & Tuffers, York Barbican, tonight, 7.30pm

PHIL Tufnell and BBC cricket correspondent Jonathan Agnew take you inside the Beeb’s famous TMS commentary box to share memories from their playing careers and beyond the boundary.

What was it like facing Shane Warne in his prime? Which member of the TMS team never buys dinner? What really happened the night after the 2005 Ashes triumph? Enjoy never-before-seen footage of iconic commentary moments and discover what life is really like watching England from the finest seat in the house. Special guest will be TMS statistics guru and BBC Radio 4 comedy presenter Andy Zaltzman. Box office: yorkbarbican.co.uk.

Badapple Theatre’s Jess Woodward, Robert Wade and Stephanie Hutchinson in Elephant Rock, part of the TakeOver festival at York Theatre Royal

Festival of the week: TakeOver, York Theatre Royal, Tuesday to Saturday

THIS week-long arts festival is organised and run entirely by final-year York St John University students. Unveiling hidden worlds of the unspoken to curious minds of any age, the event combines local and personal stories with an exploration of the wider world through a combination of theatre, memory and art.

Among those taking part will be Green Hammerton company Badapple Theatre performing artistic director Kate Bramley’s Elephant Rock on Tuesday at 7.30pm in their first Theatre Royal visit in a decade. For the full programme, go to yorktheatreroyal.co.uk.

Seeta Devi, one of the early stars of Indian silent cinema, in the role of Sunita in A Throw Dice

Film event of the week: Yorkshire Silent Film Festival presents A Throw Of Dice (PG), National Centre for Early Music, York, Tuesday, 7.30pm

A THROW Of Dice, an Indian box-office hit from 1929, rivals Cecil B De Mille for screen spectacle in its lavishly romantic story of rival Indian kings – one good, one bad – who fall in love with the same woman.

Based on an episode from The Mahabarata and filmed in India with 10,000 extras, 1,000 horses, 50 elephants and an all-Indian cast, this silent classic will be accompanied by a live score, improvised by Indian pianist Utsav Lal. Box office: 01904 658338 or ncem.co.uk.

Karen Ilsley, as Dorothy Nettle, and Stuart Leeming, as Jefferson Steel, in rehearsal for the Stockton Foresters’ production of A Bunch Of Amateurs

Play of the week: The Stockton Foresters in A Bunch Of Amateurs, Stockton on the Forest Village Hall, near York, May 12 to 14, 7.30pm

THE Stockton Foresters’ first full-scale production post-lockdown is Ian Hislop and Nick Newman’s A Bunch Of Amateurs, the story of an amateur dramatic group’s determination to overcome all odds to stave off closure.

Written by two of the original Spitting Image writers, this fast-paced, sharp-edged comedy is performed frequently on the amateur circuit, on this occasion by Louisa Littler’s cast of Stuart Leeming, Karen Ilsley, Holly Smith, Russell Dowson, Jane Palmer, Peter Keen and Lynne Edwards. Box office: 01904 400583.

Shed Seven: Chasing winners and Chasing Rainbows at Doncaster Racecourse

Outdoor gig of the week: Shed Seven, Doncaster Racecourse Live After Racing, May 14

SHED Seven’s live-after-racing gig at Doncaster Racecourse will come under starter’s orders for a third time next Saturday after two false starts.

The York band’s outdoor Donny debut had to be scrapped twice, first booked for August 15 2020, then May 15 last spring, but each show was declared a non-runner under the Government’s pandemic lockdown restrictions.

To book, go to: doncaster-racecourse.co.uk/whats-on/music-live-featuring-shed-seven.

Sara Pascoe: Success Story tour will visit York and Harrogate

Tour announcement of the week: Sara Pascoe, Success Story, York Barbican, November 24; Harrogate Royal Hall, April 21 2023

AFTER contemplating the positive aspects of self-imposed celibacy in LadsLadsLads, Success Story finds comedian Sara Pascoe, a few years later, happily married with a beautiful baby son.

In her new show, she will examine what it is to be successful, how we define it and how it feels when what we want eludes us. Expect jokes about status, celebrities, plus Sara’s new fancy lifestyle versus infertility, her multiple therapists and career failures. Box office: York, yorkbarbican.co.uk; Harrogate, 01423 502116 or harrogatetheatre.co.uk.

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Who better to stage am-dram comedy A Bunch Of Amateurs than the Stockton Foresters’ very own bunch of amateurs!

Karen Ilsley, as Dorothy Nettle, and Stuart Leeming, as Jefferson Steel, in rehearsal for the Stockton Foresters’ May production of A Bunch Of Amateurs

THE Stockton Foresters’ first full-scale production post-lockdown will be Ian Hislop and Nick Newman’s A Bunch Of Amateurs.

This two-act comedy will be staged at Stockton on the Forest Village Hall, near York, from May 12 to 14 at 7.30pm.

The Stockton Foresters trod the boards carefully with a reduced-capacity audience when presenting three one-act plays last November, but now they are back in force.

The group played regularly to full houses before the pandemic struck and hopes A Bunch Of Amateurs will do likewise with its storyline of an amateur dramatic group’s determination to overcome all odds to stave off closure.

Holly Smith, left, Stuart Leeming and Karen Ilsley look askance in the Stockton Foresters’ rehearsal room

Written by two of the original Spitting Image writers, this fast-paced, sharp-edged comedy is performed frequently on the amateur circuit, while the film version starred Imelda Staunton, Sir Derek Jacobi, Samantha Bond and Burt Reynolds.

Louisa Littler’s cast comprises Stuart Leeming as Jefferson Steel; Karen Ilsley as Dorothy Nettle; Holly Smith as Jessica Steel; Russell Dowson as Nigel Dewbury; Jane Palmer as Mary Plunkett; Peter Keen as Denis Dobbins and Lynne Edwards as Lauren Bell.

The play’s theme resonates with director Louisa Littler, who says: “It has not been without its own real-life dramas that the Stockton Foresters have brought together their first full-length play since lockdown: a comedy about a local theatre and its struggle for survival that will have audiences hugely entertained.  

“Our group has a reputation for putting on amateur productions of the highest standard and this show certainly won’t disappoint. As the lead character declares, ‘Let’s show ‘em what a bunch of amateurs can do’!” 

If the crown/veil/hat fits: Stuart Leeming, (left), Holly Smith, Peter Keen, Jane Palmer and Karen Ilsley rehearsing a scene from A Bunch Of Amateurs

The Stockton Foresters are “really proud to have kept going throughout the past couple of very difficult years”. Weekly Zoom meetings and quizzes with banter and fun aplenty have ensured the group has survived and thrived.

“We’ve even managed to recruit several new members, which is testament to our reputation and determination to continue,” says Louisa.

Tickets must be pre-booked, available at £8.50 from Stockton on the Forest Village Shop, on 01904 400583 or by emailing dramastockton@gmail.com. “We’ll be offering a wine/juice/beer bar and our ever-popular raffle,” says Louisa. “There’s plenty of free parking at the venue, just behind the village hall.”

Please note, A Bunch Of Amateurs contains strong language.

 

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Hislop and Newman’s comedy A Bunch Of Amateurs to play York Theatre Royal

A Bunch Of Amateurs writers Ian Hislop, left, and Nick Newman

PRIVATE Eye editor and Have I Got News For You team captain Ian Hislop and Nick Newman’s comedy A Bunch Of Amateurs will play York Theatre Royal from June 2 to 6.

What happens in this play? Keen to boost his flagging career, fading Hollywood action hero Jefferson Steele arrives in England to play King Lear in Stratford, only to find that he is not in the birthplace of Shakespeare, but in a sleepy Suffolk village.

Instead of starring alongside Sir Kenneth Branagh and Dame Judi Dench, the cast members are a bunch of amateurs trying to save their theatre from ruthless developers.

Jefferson’s monstrous ego, vanity and insecurity are tested to the limit by the enthusiastic am-dram thespians who share his spotlight. As acting worlds collide and Jefferson’s career implodes, he discovers some truths about himself and his inner Lear.

After tours of Hislop and Newman’s The Wipers Times and Trial By Laughter, Trademark Touring, Karl Sydow and Anthology Theatre, in association with The Everyman Theatre, Cheltenham, will be taking A Bunch Of Amateurs on the road from April 23 to July 4.

Hislop and Newman say: “Following successful national tours of The Wipers Times and Trial By Laughter, we are thrilled to be touring the very first play we wrote, A Bunch Of Amateurs:  a love letter to the world of amateur theatre and a celebration of the overweening absurdity of Hollywood stardom.”

A Bunch Of Amateurs will be directed by Robin Herford, whose production of Alan Ayckbourn’s comedy Ten Times Table for impresario Bill Kenwright’s Classic Comedy Theatre Company is running at the Grand Opera House, York, this week.

Herford is best known for directing The Woman In Black, the Stephen Mallatratt stage adaptation of Susan Hill’s novel that he commissioned in 1987 when artistic director of the Stephen Joseph Theatre. The  Woman In Black has been running in the West End for 30 years, always directed by Herford, along with the regular tours.

Tickets for A Bunch Of Amateurs are on sale on 01904 623568, at yorktheatreroyal.co.uk or in person from the Theatre Royal box office.