River Medway’s Jem, centre, in the Code Fabulous rendition of Chain Reaction in Here & Now: The Steps Musical. Picture: Pamela Raith
A JUKEBOX musical is defined as a stage or film musical that “generally uses songs everyone knows and loves, creating a sense of instant familiarity and singalong fun”.
Then add a storyline, a plot structure, a reason to use those songs, from comedian, playwright and screenwriter Ben Elton’s futuristic, dystopian, flash script for Queen’s We Will Rock You to fellow playwright and screenwriter Tim Firth’s cheeky-boy, kitchen-sink tale of love, choices and destiny for Madness’s Our House.
Now add Steps, the boy/girl-next door purveyors of late-Nineties’ high-energy, synth-fuelled Europop, a late runner from the Stock, Aitken and Waterman stable beloved of bubblegum pop radio, hen-party club nights, post-school Iberian summer holidays and supermarket aisles. Never fabber than Abba, but once almost as ubiquitous.
Enter playwright, screenwriter and journalist Shaun Kitchener – who writes a fortnightly pop culture column in the Metro – to take Steps to musical jukebox heaven after participating in the Royal Court’s New Writers’ Group, writing for Soho Theatre, Channel 4’s Hollyoaks and Comedy Central’s Queerpiphany and premiering his plays Positive and All That in London.
Sally Ann Matthews’ supermarket boss, Patricia, left, with Lara Dennning’s Caz in Here & Now: The Steps Musical. Picture: Danny Kaan
Steps one: make it camp, make it cheesy, make it bright and breezy. Steps two, stick to the everyday soap-opera stuff of love, love rats, troubled pasts and hopeful futures, escapism and inertia, in the quotidian setting of a seaside supermarket. Steps three, find myriad ways to splice Steps’ hits to that storyline, however contrived.
Steps four, use every Steps’ trope and insignia, from typeface to palette of colours (pinks and blues), from calling the supermarket Better Best Buys (in a nod to Better Best Forgotten) to naming an airline Buzz (after the album of that title).
Look out too for the supermarket checkout aisles being numbered 5, 6, 7, 8 (Steps’ 1997 chart debut). All these in-jokes play well with the target audience – yes, Steps fans – who just about observed the pre-show supermarket-announcement request not to sing along until the Megamix finale at Wednesday’s matinee.
Steps five: build this Steps, ROYO and Pete Waterman-backed show around a high-quality production team, led by Rachel Kavanaugh, esteemed Royal Shakespeare Company, West End, Regent’s Park and Chichester Festival Theatre director and former Birmingham Rep artistic director. Alongside her are choreographer Matt Cole, musical supervisor and arranger Matt Spencer-Smith, set designer Tom Rogers and costume designer Gabriella Slade.
In the trolley: Lara Denning’s Caz being spun a lie by Chris Grahamson’s Gareth in Here & Now. Picture: Pamela Raith
All contribute to the sassy show’s sights and sounds, playing playfully with the Steps iconography in the cause of a fun and hit-filled party night out (or matinee, if you want to make a day of it) on an open-plan set that has towers of immaculately stacked shelves to each side, pier railings and blue sea behind and bluer sky above.
Here, in the tradition of Jeremy Lloyd & David Croft’s Are You Being Served? and Victoria Wood’s dinnerladies, the focus is on the staff, rather than interaction with customers, which leaves Here & Now to play out largely in an eerie vacuum (although that could provide an alternative explanation for why the store will, spoiler alert, close in a week’s time).
While that blinkered focus is understandable, surely it would not have been too far a step to have had ensemble members dressed as shoppers on occasion. Instead, Here & Now is a staff-heavy fantasia for our age of the self-service till.
Jacqui Dubois’ Vel, left, and Rosie Singha’s Neeta on the supermarket floor in Here & Now. Picture: Pamela Raith
At the heart of Here & Now is the outstanding Lara Denning’s Caz and her co-workers, who promise her a Summer Of Love (after rotter husband Gareth (Chris Grahamson) reneges on their plan to adopt a child on the eve of her 50th birthday.
Jacqui Dubois’s ever-comforting Vel has eyes for delivery worker Tracey (Lauren Woolf); Rosie Singha’s Neeta is tongue-tied over fancying co-worker Ben (Ben Darcy); Blake Patrick Anderson’s Robbie is struggling to overcome his father’s rejection, stultifying his craving for a relationship with town celebrity drag act, Drop Dead Diva Amanda Smooth (RuPaul’s Drag Race star River Medway’s Jem), one of only two customers to be woven into Kitchener’s tick-the-boxes storyline.
The other is Edward Baker-Duly’s Max, or Frenchman ‘Henri’ as supermarket boss Patricia (Coronation Street alumna Sally Ann Matthews) thinks he is, practising her dodgy French pronunciations on her staff while failing to hide her fancy Francais fling from them. Acquisitive businessman Max turns out to be the Machiavellian villain of the piece, playing his part to the 2D, six-pack max.
Save Our Store: Lara Denning’s Caz, centre, leads the supermarket staff in their protest. Picture: Pamela Raith
Matthews has fewer scenes than the central quartet but, along with Caz, Patricia is the show’s best-written role: blunt, in urgent need of more self-awareness, but with a waspish bite to her. Better still is Denning’s Caz, whose characterisation carries the most depth, not least the back story of child loss, against the grain of Kitchener’s tendency towards cliché. She sings bangers and ballads alike with panache and poignancy.
All the hits are here and now, from 5, 6, 7, 8 being transformed into a Half-Price Hoedown to the washing- machine spin cycle of Medway’s Code Fabulous rendition of Chain Reaction. Even 2012 flop Story Of A Heart turns out to be rather better than its number 173 chart placing might have suggested.
Do not go seeking hidden depths – the songs never had them – but Here & Now has both comedy and Tragedy, (the Bee Gees cover), happiness and sadness, fun and games, bad behaviour and good, baskets and trolleys, love and loss, Steps and more Steps. A Summer Of Love to perk up a wet winter with fizz, friction and fancy fondant pop.
Here & Now: The Steps Musical, Grand Opera House, York, tonight and tomorrow, 7.30pm; Saturday, 2.30pm and 7.30pm; Sunday, 3pm. Box office: atgtickets.com/york.
